much ado about everything, always

bonjourno, i'm eggs and this is as raw as it gets. i'm a 1940's housewife trapped in an 18 year old's body living in the modern era and here are my personal feelings, thoughts and reactions as bluntly as you will ever see them, runny yolks and all...
jamesthepious:

OH MY GOD.
THIS IS THE MOMENT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
These people are Isidor and Ida Straus, part owners and co-founders of Macy’s. Due to the women and children first rule Isidor was not permitted into a lifeboat so Ida decided that she would not part with her husband. They returned to their state room where the lived ot their last moments in one another’s loving company.
It truly is one of the greatest stories of the Titanic, transcending the typically cold, unromantic nature of the first-class passengers.

jamesthepious:

OH MY GOD.

THIS IS THE MOMENT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

These people are Isidor and Ida Straus, part owners and co-founders of Macy’s. Due to the women and children first rule Isidor was not permitted into a lifeboat so Ida decided that she would not part with her husband. They returned to their state room where the lived ot their last moments in one another’s loving company.

It truly is one of the greatest stories of the Titanic, transcending the typically cold, unromantic nature of the first-class passengers.

(Source: beben-eleben)

My boyfriend (? Can I call him my boyfriend yet? Oh golly I don’t know!) is at a model UN conference in new York and is telling me about his back room sketchy political deals and how he gets to wear a suit and how he wishes I was there so we could cuddle and that honestly sounds like the most wonderful thing in the world to me…a well dressed cuddly man doing politics? *history nerd girl swooning*

So I was offered a job at my university as a live model for an art class studying the true female form

The professor just came up to me in the gym and asked me if I’d like to do it.
He said I had the perfect dancers dementions and was shocked that I haven’t danced since I quit ballet in third grade…
So all I have to do is go talk to the head of the art school, get tights, and then I’ll be making money for just standing there…
I’m really honored that someone would pick me to become a piece of so many peoples art